IT'S ON.

How not to behave as a director on press preview night:

-Freak out an unreasonable amount.

-Loudly complain about how much you're freaking out.

-Respond to every question by snapping, "I don't know, can't you see I'm FREAKING OUT?"

-Loudly reassure your actors that there is no reason for THEM to freak out.

-Immediately follow up the last with a hearty, "I don't know why I'm freaking out, I'm not the one onstage in twenty minutes."

-Let Tabia Lau get her grubby hands on your notebook.

Above: Another director keeping it together better than I could.